Category: Jenny Hansen

30 Things I’d Rather Be Called than Pretty

by Jenny Hansen Everyone has that one word that sets them off, for reasons that elude others. For some it’s “nice,” for others it might be “tall.” None of those words are bad, but have you considered what you’d rather be called…
The 10 Telltale Signs of a Narcissist

NPD is a condition in which people have an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with themselves. We're not talking about someone with a "healthy ego." I'm talking about living with a toddler forever. Here's 10 surefire signs.
10 Things I Know About Book Lovers

Bookworms read differently than the rest of the world. If you are a book lover, here are ten things I know about you that I don’t know about the other readers I meet. I'll bet you can tell me about…
What Would YOU Do For Love?

What would you do "in the name of love?" Here's the tale of how far one married man was willing to go to please his spouse.
An Open Letter to America’s Butt Impersonators…

I get it, America. I do. I mean who didn't have at least a passing yen to slip-and-slide down KiKi's oiled derrierre on that Paper magazine cover? That butt is mesmerizing. But find out the startling statistics behind the nation's…
My Fridge Needs a More Magnetic Personality

I think the ability to hang artwork on my refrigerator is my God-given right as a parent. So what is up with these new non-magnetic fridgies? Here's what SHOULD be on my fridge.
National Read Across America Day 2016

by Jenny Hansen Tomorrow is National Read Across America Day, also known as Dr. Seuss Day. Anyone who has read my early Undie Chronicles knows I adore Dr. Seuss. Do y’all remember “Man-Style Goes to the Zoo?” There’s also… Dr. Seuss Makes…
Chocolate Philosophy Blows My Mind

by Jenny Hansen Chocolate is practically a religious experience for my husband’s family, especially dark chocolate. See’s Dark Nuts & Chews, dark chocolate bars from Trader Joe’s, and the ever-popular Dove Dark Chocolate Promises. These rich, dark delights elicit the…
How the Wonder Woman Pose Can Change Your Life

I always thought it was the magic bracelets that gave Wonder Woman her power, or perhaps those star-spangled Patriot Panties. Plus she has the Golden Lasso of Truth and those hot red leather go-go boots. Apparently, I've been deluded all…